how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
