i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
