absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
