She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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