i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
