we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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