Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I love you.
Bad choice
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