did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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