what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
Randomize
