Well apparently he's into motor boating.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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