hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
