Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
