Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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