i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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