After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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