That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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