There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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