is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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