haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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