I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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