How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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