have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I need to calm my uterus...
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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