Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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