I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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