God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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