how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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