omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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