Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Someone stole a lamp last night.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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