So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I think I am morally bankrupt
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Randomize
