scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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