I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
