if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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