is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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