I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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