i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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