but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
