my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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