Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
