I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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