You're so nebulous sometimes
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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