margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
My balls are so social today.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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