there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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