just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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