don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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