Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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