Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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