glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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