i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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