I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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