If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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