Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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