She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
