so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just sucked dick on a ferry
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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