How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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